Guest post for today, and I need to meet this person. Who knew you could post anonymous rantings on Craigslist? I had NO idea. I used my blog for un-anonymous postings about my job which got me into trouble from time to time. This, my friends, is genius.
(warning, if you are offended by swear words, you shouldn't read my blog, let alone this post)
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To my coworkers. (you know who you are.)
Date: 2010-08-31, 6:22PM PDT
To my beloved and not so beloved coworkers, I have little ranting I need to get out. Since its a break of office manners to bring it up there, I am forced to resort to here of all places. First of all to the hipster down the hall, fucking shower and shave, we are in an office not camping, shed the scruff and stink. To Ms. High and Mighty, get over yourself, you are not the Queen of the world, you are not some beauty queen that we all bow down to, you work with the rest of us mere mortals so please act one. To the redneck bigot... wtf man? You had to go to college to work here, so why in the hell do act like an inbreed retard? I mean come on all that America is number one shit gets a little old when you lump in with anti Obama and anti Muslim shit. Makes you look like a tool of the right. To the hippy burn out, you as bad as the redneck, only from the other end of the political scale. To the Boss man, yelling at people, and bitching about things doesn't make people work any harder for you, it makes us look for a new job. Besides if you want something done, you should really try giving advance notice about it, after all if takes an hour to do it, you need to give people that hour, plus a little so they can wrap up what your asking them to set aside.
And to the whole lot of you, why is the break room always fucking pig pen? I know the cleaning crew comes twice a week, so why it ever damn day there is a coffee ring on the counter? Pizza and hot pocket blow out in the microwave, plus the nasty drips stuck all over the inside of it? not to mention the fact that at least one of you doesn't know what the trash can is for, I'll give you a hint, apple core, used napkins and food scrapes go in it, not left on the table. Dare I ask why my bagel came out of the toaster tasting like greasy maple syrup the other day? Did on of you sick fucks put sausage in there or what?
Thanks for you time and please, please clean up after yourselfs, I feel like I am working with a bunch of kids.
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/rnr/1930205915.html
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3 comments:
Thank you for helping me be glad I am no longer working. This could have been written about my former office.
A friend was HR Director for a California company. They discovered employees who were used to standing over a hole to pee (as in another country) and they didn't know how to use a toilet. They were standing on the toilet seats, peeing away. Oh gag.
Re: not knowing how to use the toilet, it can go the other way too. I remember being in another country and not knowing exactly how I was supposed to use that hole.
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