I know, I know, posting about it and not deleting it (and publicly laughing about it on Facebook) is only perpetuating the filth, but SERIOUSLY. I. WAS. DYYYYYYINNNNNNNNG with laughter when I read it.
So let's break it down, shall we? The blog is called www.boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com and it has some of the funniest shizzle posted by several completely desperate 40 year old virgin men.
The first paragraph almost made water come out of my nose:
I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?
I'm reading between the lines here, but what I THINK he's trying to say is:
I am a teeny tiny (in every sense of the word) little worthless man who has never gotten laid, went on a date or had any woman ever speak to me except to say "would you like fries with your order" or "whole or skim milk in that latte sir?" So, instead, I found a wife through this company: www.buythirdrdworldbrideswhoaresogladyouhaveindoorplumbingtheywillgiveyouablowjob.com.
Now, if I were an American man, currently married to an American woman I'd be pretty pissed. "What intelligent man would want to get involved with American Women?" seems a little teensy bit over the top offensive and a horribly sweeping generalization. I mean, that would mean that my husband, your husband, the neighbor's husband and all other husbands are stupid. And I'm pretty sure my husband could kick this guys ass from here to Tuesday. Hell, I could probably kick his ass. And mop the floor with him in Jeopardy. Well, at least my husband could.
The next part was also entertaining:
So what he's saying here is his ex-girlfriend is a 20-something sorority bitch (as a former sorority girl I can totally say that and get away with it, K?) and she's super duper sorry for sleeping with his roommate and passing along that little STD. Nothing a prescription won't fix.
I am super curious where he gets his statistics from, as follows: