Signs You're a Working Mom

• You have actually found yourself sleeping on the toilet after getting up to pee in the middle of the night.
• The only sound loud enough to wake you up is a blood curdling scream from the bedroom on the other end of the house.
• You consider 5 hours of uninterrupted slumber a solid night's sleep.
• The occasional Starbucks has transformed into a daily caffeine fix and you don't care where your coffee comes from, as long as its hot and highly buzz-inducing.
• You realize that the CD player is full of music about animals, the alphabet and the occasional cartoon character.
• You can't remember when it happened, but you enjoy the aforementioned music and know all the words.
• You accept the fact that no matter what you wear to work, you will have small handprints made of breakfast somewhere on your person.
• You can't remember the last time you willingly worked late.
• You can't remember the last time you didn't have fast food at LEAST once a week.
• You can't remember what life was like before you had children. And you don't care!