So periodically I check my blog to see if the three regular readers are posting any comments and found a real doozie of a comment to my most recent rant: Maniopausal.
I know, I know, posting about it and not deleting it (and publicly laughing about it on Facebook) is only perpetuating the filth, but SERIOUSLY. I. WAS. DYYYYYYINNNNNNNNG with laughter when I read it.
So let's break it down, shall we? The blog is called www.boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com and it has some of the funniest shizzle posted by several completely desperate 40 year old virgin men.
The first paragraph almost made water come out of my nose:
I am an
American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a
nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce
you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts,
don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc.
Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American
women?
I'm reading between the lines here, but what I THINK he's trying to say is:
I am a teeny tiny (in every sense of the word) little worthless man who has never gotten laid, went on a date or had any woman ever speak to me except to say "would you like fries with your order" or "whole or skim milk in that latte sir?" So, instead, I found a wife through this company: www.buythirdrdworldbrideswhoaresogladyouhaveindoorplumbingtheywillgiveyouablowjob.com.
Now, if I were an American man, currently married to an American woman I'd be pretty pissed. "What intelligent man would want to get involved with American Women?" seems a little teensy bit over the top offensive and a horribly sweeping generalization. I mean, that would mean that my husband, your husband, the neighbor's husband and all other husbands are stupid. And I'm pretty sure my husband could kick this guys ass from here to Tuesday. Hell, I could probably kick his ass. And mop the floor with him in Jeopardy. Well, at least my husband could.
The next part was also entertaining:
American
women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and
self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste.
The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the
least.
So what he's saying here is his ex-girlfriend is a 20-something sorority bitch (as a former sorority girl I can totally say that and get away with it, K?) and she's super duper sorry for sleeping with his roommate and passing along that little STD. Nothing a prescription won't fix.
I am super curious where he gets his statistics from, as follows:
Tens of millions of American men have had their lives completely destroyed by American women through the following crimes: (crimes, these are actual crimes, according to the law of dateless wonders like this)
1. False rape accusations (it has been proven that up to 80 percent of rape accusations are FALSE)
Really?! In what court? The court of your worthless opinion? He's the kind of guy who thinks just because he's married (still not sure how he could accomplish that task but humor me anyway) that he's entitled to sex whenever he wants. He shops at Cavemen R Us, wooden clubs are on sale this week!
2. False domestic violence (DV) charges (same as above, and up to
40 percent of domestic violence victims are MALE, with their female
partners INITIATING the violence)
Oh me oh my....so you're saying she DESERVED to get slapped around by you, you big waste of skin? My bad. MY. BAD.
3. False sexual harassment charges
Oh, now you're blaming your ass getting fired on us too? Nah, that one is on YOU buddy....no showing your shrunken junk around the office....just sayin'. And skipping out on sexual harassment training and then making those gross little innuendos is no excuse.
4. Financial destruction of men in divorce courts through alimony
and support payments (women get up to 95 percent of their ex-husband's
income and savings, as well as the house, car, etc)
REALLY?! OK, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't there a few states that are Community Property states? I mean I could be wrong, but seems like this is just a tad bit inflated? Maybe a little?
5.
Emotional destruction of men by ex-wives who have stolen their children
from them and forbidden the fathers from having custody or contact with
their own children
Seems a little to close to home, perhaps I've underestimated his ability to pull ass. Clearly he's fathered some offspring and is no longer able to see them, to which I would be inclined to argue is likely a VERY good thing. Honest to Pete.
6. Divorced dads who commit suicide as a result
Couldn't find his profile info on the blog, but if I had I likely would have contact the local authorities. Thinking that's a cry for help. I see he started the blog in 2010, no doubt a recommendation from his therapist (that's how mine got started after all) shortly after his highly intelligent American wife got sick of his bullshit and kicked his deadbeat loser ass to the curb.
I also love all these stats too:
A few more reasons to stay away from American women?
-25 percent of American women take psychiatric drugs for mental illnesses. Because of men like you, jerk off.
-25 percent of women under the age of 30 have at least one STD. They aren't getting it from chicks you double standard little douche bag.
-85 percent of divorces in America are INITIATED by women, thus women are responsible for the vast majority of divorces. Because they are married to worthless little freaks like you.
-70 percent of criminals in America were raised by single mothers, thus feminism is responsible for most crime in America. OK, I'm not pulling a stat on this, but I'd be willing to be my new Garmin that most of these "single mothers raising criminals" is because some other asshole that got them pregnant ended up in prison, thus making them the "single mom". Ahem.
-The majority of child molestation, child abuse, and child murder in America is done by WOMEN. OK I want to throw down here, where in the flagnart did this freak show get THIS statistic? He's probably pissed because that one teacher in high school that he used to stalk tossed that restraining order on his loser ass.
I know I shouldn't justify his existence with this blog post, but truly and honestly I was laughing. LAUGHING. I can totally see through his "logic" and statistics. Both Maude and I can 100% guarantee you he's a worthless, dateless wonder with a blow up doll for companionship, who hopes, wishes, DREAMS of the day he can buy some bride from Russia to bend to his every whim and make him feel like the man he'll never, ever, ever be.
UPDATE TO BLOG:
My husband has read through the now deleted comments on this blog by the complete psychotic tool "John Rambo" from Australia and has come to the conclusion that he has in fact married to a man-hating whore. His eyes have been opened, he sees the light! He was shocked to find my post on Crimes Against Fathers and is currently searching for an Asian wife for himself and a new cat for me. I'll miss him, he's such a great man, but alas, as an American Woman who is fat and lazy, what on earth did I expect? Thank you www.boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com you have freed him at last. Free. At. Last.
4 comments:
Oh My...I couldn't get past the first couple of posts on his blog. Now your post on it practically required me to change my pants! <3
What could he have he been searching for to find your blog? He is really an odd duck--a very whiney odd duck
Dude, get another bucket of KFC and a liter of Pepsi and log on to World of Warcraft or something so you can get a life.
It's hilarious in one sense, but so tragic in another. The potential of a nut job like that going postal is a statistic I wouldn't to bet against!
Of course I'm a Canadian woman, but a single mother, though the kids aren't in jail (yet). What would I know?
Happy New Year!
I can't believe I missed this blog! Your writing is just the thing for cheering me up! Love it! We need to publish your stuff!
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