The Venting Machine!

I don't normally read the comics in the paper, but for some reason today I decided to take a gander. I cut this out, scanned it in and I just have to share it with you:


Mind you, my boss isn't a jerk, but well, taxes do suck. What I would like to do, however, is load that venting machine up with some of my own things.

I am going to buy the following:

1. 1 can of why the hell can't it be spring.


2. 1 package of I don't understand why you can't drink red wine and take a Xanax? (ooops, I actually just typed whine!)


3. 1 container of it's sunny and clear and I am stuck at work instead of skiing.


4. 1 box of the fat on my ass is flattening from sitting at my desk too much.


5. 1 serving of I hate that you can find sports on TV 365 days a year

Tell me world, what ELSE should be in the venting machine?