Saturday, July 21, 2012

Catalina Matalina

I'm adding a new verse to one of my favorite camp songs, it is a fitting tribute to my new boobs as they settle in to my body and the swelling decreases:

Catalina Matalina Rubensteiner Wallendeiner Hogan Bogan Logan was her name.

She had two nipples on her chest,

One pointed East and the other pointed West.

Catalina Matalina Rubensteiner Wallendeiner Hogan Bogan Logan was her name.


Yeah, I'm sexy and I know it.

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